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In a move that’s probably prompted by either sheer confusion or a desperate attempt to appear modern, the US Labor Department has decided to do a complete 180 on cryptocurrency in your retirement plan. That’s right—what might have been a strict “Nope” last year is now a shrug and a “Maybe.” Because nada says “trust us” like flip-flopping on billion-dollar investment options! Confused investor holding a Bitcoin

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Apparently, the department is now playing nice with cryptocurrencies, and fiduciaries (that’s fancy talk for “people paid to lose your money responsibly”) are being told, essentially, “Go ahead, include Bitcoin if you dare.” After issuing warnings back in 2022 that cryptocurrency was just a giant flaming red flag, they’ve now decided to pretend those warnings never happened. It’s like your overbearing aunt suddenly announcing she loves your tattoos—welcome to the art gallery of U-turns! Bitcoin symbol with a smile

So, did Americans unearth a newfound confidence in jumping into crypto retirement plans, or is this just the government’s way of keeping up with the Kardashians? Either way, it’s a relief to know that the Department of Labor has officially tossed out its «danger, danger» signs, perhaps replaced with a more relaxed “Whatever, YOLO!” attitude. Because if there’s one thing we all trust, it’s government agencies’ consistency… right? Confused person with dollar bills

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2025-05-28 17:33